Just when you think you have seen it all...
I took my Zumba certification today! It was a long (9 hour) day of booty shakin', sweating, and fellow white people making awkward dance choices.
Other awkward choices today included one woman in a red turtleneck THONG leotard over black spandex capris. I'm not joking.
Another awkward choice was the same look only the leotard had a scoop neck and a floral AND animal pattern. I'm still not kidding.
This was not a good idea in the 80's and it's not a good idea in 2010. I want to go on record saying no one looks cute in a thong leotard.
Also surrounding me was a whole lotta neon colors. I did not get either of these memos.
I am thankful for having a small ounce of fashion sense...or at least the common sense to know that 9 hours in a sweaty thong does not a happy crack make.
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No word of a lie, today was 80's day according to Bally's gym. Someone had tweeted about it earlier today, so there was a modern-day memo (i.e. the tweet) sent out today, you just missed it.
ReplyDeleteRetro Zumba at my gym this week too, Ali! lol! I think you really did miss something haah! So how did it go, can you teach zumba now?
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